CA$H PIGEON! carrier services are currently unavailable due to unforeseen complications with Dash the Ca$h Pigeon.
Please use the available alternative monetary conveyance systems found below until further notice.
We apologize for any inconvenience.
Send your cents
with the service that makes the most sense,
Dash the Ca$h Pigeon will fly your contribution from any corner of the globe
at any time without any of the hassle
of digital exchange systems such as
fumbling with numbers and computers,
clogging your inbox with email receipts
or the chore of security encryption.
using Ca$h Pigeon!
is simple and fun for the whole family!
Just follow these gratuitous steps
to send your gratuity.
Firstly, coo the call of cthulhu twice
in every cardinal direction
and wait for a brief expanse of time as
Dash the Ca$h Pigeon
soars through the skies
until he arrives at your windowsill.
Then greet him with a handful of
stale bread crumbs,
carefully place your spare change into his leather carrier pouch,
scratch his puff just above the breast bone, and let him mull around a bit
until he confirms your transfer request
with his own deposit on you
or the nearest windshield.
It's that easy!
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