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Who's there?


According to Wikipedia - Although several other groups of crustaceans have the word "lobster" in their names, the unqualified term "lobster" generally refers to the clawed lobsters of the family Nephropidae (nuh-frop-uh-dee). Clawed lobsters are not closely related to spiny lobsters or slipper lobsters, which have no claws (chelae)((kee-lee)), or to squat lobsters. The closest living relatives of clawed lobsters are the reef lobsters and the three families of freshwater crayfish.

According to me - An often confused, yet endlessly curious sea bug.

What is the meaning of lobster?




What is the purpose of life?

A dark, dark place

where crustaceans and their seafaring friends

are mutilated like the biscuits of Cheddar Bay.

What is a Red Lobster?


Thought Mess Lobster was once but a myth.


There were murmurs and rumors of its existence but actual sightings of the involuntary babbling of ideas purged from the very depths of this particular grey matter were rare. 


That myth became a reality when at long last, rather than vomit this catharsis into a corner and let it stink and stew with the world being none the wiser, this clever lobster had an idea that perhaps it would be best to instead release these emissions from their thought factory and maybe contribute another degree to global warming of the heart or at the very least melt a few lingering ice turds out there.

Now I don't know if this weird enigma of jumbled letters, visual oddities and gum flap recordings will do anything for anybody else but I do know that it does something for me and so I lumber on. Which is why I would encourage anybody attempting to survive the insanity of life to explore a means of their own creative volition to iron out the brain wrinkles a bit and find a few extra nuggets of happiness from the murky waters of existence.

I assure you weary traveler of the interwebs that doing so will make you feel vulnerable, insecure and most certainly sweaty as the crippling fear of judgement falls upon your heart and soul. However, I must also assure you that these feelings will wane the more you expose your weirdness to the world and in time you'll be able to accept yourself and appreciate how weird everybody else is too. 


So go on you bunch of weirdos! Unleash the impulses of your imagination and embrace your creative quirks to vanquish that son of a bitch insecurity and feel a little bit better about life in our infinitely absurd universe.

Thought Mess Lobster?

I’m sorry my thoughts are all a mess lobster!



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Who is!

Who is responsible
for this
bizarre bazaar?



Well to whom it may concern

I suppose Who could be

an easily amused crustacean

with rudimentary computer skills and a basic understanding of the English language


Who could be whoever you see under the sea most certainly!

Okay then...
who is Who?