...Can I help you?

​

 

What?

​

You didn't expect me to be here?

​

Well I didn't expect you to be here either! 

​

This is after all

my

nook of neurosis,

my

pondering purgatory,

my

brain bucket

of

thought vomit

and

unabashed alliteration!       

THIS

IS

MY

CORNER

OF

CATHARSIS!

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But of course!

By all means please stay, stay as long as you like!

It's not as if I came all the way out here to the far flung fringes of the infernalnet to

scream into the void

and get away from the insanity of living in society or anything...

​

It's okay.

I scream!​

You scream!​

WE ALL SCREAM!

Aye, scream... but why scream?

​

Because for some odd reason in our moments of despair

as we suffer the pains of internal strife or the indignation of a suddenly stubbed toe

a good scream feels awfully good.
 

That's why I'm here,

to let it all out

vocally, mentally and by any means necessary!

​

I find the more exclamations I release from the ol' brain cage the better perspective I get on

    the madness,                      

the weirdness                          

and all the other funny business                              

that the real world keeps on giving us!                                 

​

Well                                                              

   now                                                                

     it                                                                      

       seems                                                                

         I'm                                                                         

           just                                                                           

             rambling                                                              

               on,                                                                         

                 which

                   is

                     precisely

                       what

                         you

                           will

                             find

                               here,                               

                                 an irregular smattering of writings and ramblings,                                   

                                   experiments in soundticulation and interactive experimentation, 

                                     a whole slew of poetic rhetoric and a lot of rhymes without reason,

                                       some silly and some serious but all of it crafted                                

                                         to relieve an itch on the mind from the rash of life.                                                 

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In

other

words

you might

say this is a real

tangle of thoughts

or mess of ideas

or ponder of lobsters;

or maybe you would call it a

heaping pile of bullshit

or ass of mine endeavor

or tautology indefinitely

in other words!

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BUT

love it

OR

hate it

PLEASE

share it

SO

that others may experience the

love, hate, or ambivalence for

THEM

SELVES!

Now it's been a pleasure talking at you

but if you'll excuse me I've really got to get back to

crying out loud into the abyss over here.

 

Of course

since your eyes and ears

have already arrived you might as well go ahead

and explore the other nooks, crannies and curiosities

of ludicrous sensibilities and sensible absurdities to be found around this

Thought Mess Lobster!