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The Patron Station

is where patrons of the

Thought Mess Lobster

have the option of fueling

the sputtering engine of this thoughtomobile

for the weeks, months and years to come

however they see fit by lending a helping hand

with their choice of high octane patronage.

Find your selection of fund fueled appreciation below!

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Furthermore it must be said,

to have any visitors pulling off the information highway

to visit this odd assortment of burnt expressions

and inhale the fumes generated by the exhaust of this addled brain

is a privilege not taken lightly.

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I hope your experience of this strange place in cyberspace

has given you enough gas to get over the next hill

on your journey from Frown Town to Happy Valley

as making this has done for me.

 

Thank-you kindly for your time and support!

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