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I say! Care for a spot of poetry?

Well then my friend, you’re in the right spot!

Here you’ll find fresh poetry

Brewed up on the weekly

By yours truly!

Sure to warm the cockles of your heart

Or burn the tongue of your disposition.

Either way, go on and have yourself a look about.

Sip! Sip! And all of that!
And indeed I do hope you come back from time to time

To indulge in a bit of random, rhythm and rhyme.

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Writer or Not

Writer or not, here I come

To profess epiphanies

Or ideas dumb

 

You can run

But I can no longer hide

The mess of thoughts that dwell inside

My brain is rattling

My soul is molting

My shell is cracking

My heart is bursting,

Thirsting for something more!


Forlorn for so long

Imprisoned from within
Forgone no longer, I make this declaration

Writer or not, here I come

To profess epiphanies

Or ideas dumb

Writer or Not
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I wonder,

If God made dirt and dirt don't hurt,

Then surely God made pot,

So pot why not?

Just a little bit of thought,

A lil' bit of thought.

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Lil' Bit

of
Thought

Why Not Thought?
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Layla

Courageous,

Curious,

Full of love from the very start.

 

Oh so sweet,

Oh so silly,

Oh such a stealer of socks!

 

A smelly belly,

A happy howler,

A seeker of squirrels never caught.

 

A loyal friend,

To the very end,

Forever a paw upon my heart.

Fail Fast
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  Fail Fast

 Fail my friends!

 Fail as fast you can!

 Failure my friends!

 Again! Again! Again!

 

 Make great mistakes

 And tremendous blunders!

 Fall on your face

 And suffer soul sunders!

 For only a fool fears being a fool

 Expecting success without feeling the burn,

 Oblivious that life is one big dumb lesson

 And failure is the only option if you wish to learn.

 Thus progress is forged

 By the onset of setbacks,

 So embrace your follies,

 Have a good laugh and relax.

 Fail my friends!

 Fail as fast you can!

 Fail with pride my friends!

 And don’t give a damn!

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Layla
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BRAIN FEED

Be aware of what you feed your brain

  Have yourself a bit of joy and a bit of pain

    For to feast too much on one or the other

      Will surely bust the belly of the brain asunder

 

          Positive crispies are a tasty treat

            Deliciously addictive, yet nutritiously incomplete

              Have all you can devour and you will have emotional gout

                Left empty, hangry and nauseous with doubt

 

                   Negative morsels are needed for a strong reality

                     They provide kernels of truth in the right variety

                       But too many of these salty snacks will make you sick

                         With an unbearable disease known as “beinnaprik”

                             So feed the brain a balanced meal with lots and lots

                               Of knowledge nuggets and tater thoughts

                                 Filled with equal parts bitter and equal parts sweet

                                   And you’ll have a brain never starved but always ready to eat

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Nobody reads poetry anymore

Go ahead, ask around

A fad thousands of years in the making

Has run itself aground

Nobody reads poetry anymore

Are you out of your mind?

Ask someone to read a poem

And they’ll tell you they haven’t the time

Too busy telling grams instantly

Their face buried in a book of blurbs that never end

Snappy chats of quicker conversations

To send or not to send…

Nobody reads poetry anymore

Unless of course you’re reading this now

In which case I stand corrected

Somebody, somewhere

Found someway

Somehow

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